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Hu Mage - I Had Watched "TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN​!​" / Agreement Before Marriage

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我看过《捆着我,绑着我》(胡吗个)

青年域奇说的是西班牙语
正好说中我的心事
“我叫域奇,今年23岁
(可吗个已经26了!)
我有5万披索,在这个世界上我孤身一个
我要做你的好丈夫
我要做你孩子的好父亲
相信你会像我爱你那样爱上我。”

“那好吧!恩,咱们得签一份
婚前协议,这是两个美国人的,你看看,参考一下!”
婚前协议(胡吗个)

每周房事不得少于三次,但每晚不得多于两次;
双方有权利和义务为对方掏耳朵、剪指甲、做全方位按摩;
吹口哨、唱歌、打色情电话不致惹对方烦恼;
一方讲笑话,不论是否好笑,另一方必须象征性地笑几声;
打嗝、放屁、唱摇滚最好去洗手间里完成;
搞好计划生育,认真贯彻“要想早致富,少生孩子多养猪”;
周末,拉上窗帘,尽可能少的穿衣服,最好裸行;
提倡勤俭节约,提倡移风易俗,也提倡一夜风流;
搞好个人卫生,出门擦香香,一则体面,二则不脸红;
爱惜生命,过马路,左右看,小心警察开车撞人;
相信科学,相信不久的将来,能定期做性别互换;
(不练法轮功,7月23日补记)
四十岁去染发,六十岁去吸毒,七十岁搬到红灯区去住。

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from Noises Inside, released October 1, 2001

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Sub Jam is a label and organization based in Beijing. Since 2000, it had working on underground music, film and literature. Now focus on improvised music and experimental sound practice.

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